darrooh:

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

diveblogging, this is the kinda shit we put up with

Don’t even get me fucking started. “Oh and my son is getting a slurpee” we don’t even sell slurpees but imma let it slide “okay sir, do you know what size he got?” “Kids cup” so I ring him up for a kids cup and THEN THE LITTLE SHIT WALKS UP HOLDING A SMALL. BITCH THOSE ARE TWO DIFFERENT SIZES AND TWO DIFFERENT PRICES YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. IF IT WASNT YOUR SON AND I DIDNT HAVE A LINE I WOULDVE MADE HIM SHOW ME THE CUP FIRST BUT I TOOK YOUR WORD FOR IT AND YOU LIED. Ughhh. And don’t even get me started on the kitchen crap I have to put up with. Blehh.

(Reblogged from darrooh)

at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

(Reblogged from actuallycrying)

assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

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unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.

Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

(Reblogged from believe-in-can-city)
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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(Reblogged from lucyliunareclipse)

70sscifiart:

jabinante:

70sscifiart:

john berkey - star wars, 20th century fox, 1977 (by Myriac Acia)

Man I love this poster, I wish there was a good scan of the original, or at least one that didn’t come out of the LP (i.e. without the fold lines)

How’s this?

(Reblogged from leasline)

eusousaid:

"But who prays for Satan? Who in the eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian’s daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?" - Mark Twain

(Reblogged from earthboundspiritualist)

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

(Reblogged from xyle)

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

(Reblogged from kelskelsagram)
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iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

(Reblogged from iguah-daily)

iheartchaos:

Morning political cartoons: “Greed”

Sadly, this isn’t even exaggeration.

(Source: america-wakiewakie)

(Reblogged from promisepanda)
graviton-simulacrum:

gaytiers:

woahsospooky:

overnight-shipping:

veingme:

Glitter Cupcakes!

These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now

Holy wow

DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

More likeEAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

graviton-simulacrum:

gaytiers:

woahsospooky:

overnight-shipping:

veingme:

Glitter Cupcakes!

These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now

Holy wow

DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

More like

EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

(Reblogged from happycakez)